Nick and Rog
From the Morning Rumble on the Rock
Often referred to as the shock jocks, this pair of Good Bastards are great friends to Good Bastards. They, like us, abhor (got that bloody word off Bloody Leo, I use to think he was an All Black) this political correctness bullshit.
You may have heard yours truly on the air with these guys making it abso-bloody-lutly sure that “The old way” the correct way, the only way is being preserved.
Try as they may, these long john wearing, flared nostrils, snot swallowing, dog shit eating snobby bastards are not going to get there own way. They hang around Universities and call them selves Professors. All this means is they profess to know bugger all about the real world, having lived in the realm of theory their entire lives. Some of the bastards teach Solicitors so no more needs to be said really. Nick and Rog are at the forefront along with Good Bastards in sending these bloody aliens back to the asylums they have escaped from.
Getting back to these two forefront campaigners here are the profiles of these Good Bastards work it out for yourself, they are no different to you and me.
Don’t forget to listen to them each morning as they take the piss out every bastard who needs the piss taking out of them.
The Nick
Full Name: Nicholas Duncan Trott
Wife’s Name:
Nicholas Duncan Trott Jan, same as my mothers, bet freud would have
something to say about that.
Job:
The Morning Rumble on The Rock with Rog.
Years At The
Coalface: Since 1992
Age:
31 on the 22nd August
Home Town:
Otorohanga.
Marital Status:
Ball and chain.
Kids:
2 daughters, Heidi, 15 months and Tasmin,
still in mums guts, due 18th November.
Measurements:
XXL will fit quite comfortably thank you.
Favourite Food:
Mmmmmm food... anything.
Favourite Drink:
Good Bastards Lager and anything except sand. Quite partial to a nice red
wine.
Favourite Pick-Up Line:
You don't sweat much for a fat chick!!
Likes:
Fishing, fingering my nose, playing rugby (been a few years now), rucking
people (been a few years now), Saint Patrick's Day.
Dislikes:
The day after Saint Patrick's Day,
Ideal Job:
"Stop-Go" sign operator on a road gang.
Favourite Childhood Memory:
Blowing shit up with Double Happys.
Worst Childhood Memory:
Getting a hiding from the old man for shitting in the sand pit. Mind you I
was 16.
Best part about working at The
Rock: People buy you bourbons at the pub.
Worst Part About The Job:
People who write to the Broadcasting Standards Authority. If you don't like
it, why f*cking listen?!!?
The Rog
Name: Roger Desmond Farrelly (yes it really is Desmond)
Age: 29 now nearly 30...feel like about 40 at the moment (thats feel like 40 not feel a 40 yr old.)
Highlight of 2002: Getting groped by Mad Sharon at the Cue Bar at the Rumble on the Road...either that or shagging Pieta from DIY Rescue (guess which one never happened).
Favourite Food: Anything that doesnt include garlic as it makes me fart worse than Nick.
Favourite Drink: Used to be Bourbon but it makes me violent ,used to be Port but I sculled some of that at the Furuno fishing tournament and threw up, now it's just shandies or lite beer.
Fave song: At the moment Filter's newie or anything by Aerosmith or Rolf Harris.
Worst Moment of 2002: Got confused with Highlights (see above) Hard to say. At the moment ,news-reader Julie's slide show of her Rarotongan holiday is up there .just slide after slide of Julie and her coconuts.
Predictions for the remainder of 2002: Our bum-boy Jonno to die of exhaustion brought on by lack of sleep and a diet of 2-min noodles, Mad Sharon to try and crack onto me again,Canterbury to lose the Ranfurly Shield, the DIY rescue team to turn up and fix my driveway (Pieta and her big digger mmmmmmm), Poison ask me to join them on thier US tour and the Warriors to win their semi final play-off game, The Mad Butcher will go berko and drop dead of a heart attack
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