Good Bastards Hall of Fame
Paul and Jane Teen
Ball and Chain as I affectionately call them have attended more Good Bastards Secret Business Meeting with Saint Pam and myself than anyone else on the planet. Well Paul and me anyway.
Paul was a driving force back in our good old Saint Mary’s Rugby days. Shit did we have some fun along with a few hundred or so other Good Bastards.
Back in the early seventies it was Paul that became the Legend with all his antics when he was at the Helm of the Southland Hotel.
As Hutch says Jane is like a rock in the river, whether there is a flood or its drying up she doesn’t get flustered, just takes it all and manages the Larrikinism as best she can.
In the two or three years they were living on the Nora J at Dockside in Brisbane we went on many Good Bastards Sailing exhibitions. Boy were they a hoot. (Remember Kevin from Heaven up at Mooloolaba and all the Good Bastards turned up?)
And what about "Bloody Graham?"
Then you upped anchor and stuffed off up through the Straights of Malacca and listened to Pat Boone singing Moon River.
You know that really pissed me off. I was beginning to think it was my Yacht.
Now as previously reported in this forum, you have joined in the hunt for Sommer Bin Laden, taking the vessel to assist with proccedings.
Still, if you get into strife, you have the crown prosecutor from Wellington, Geoff Agnew on board to create a bit of Law and Order.
And don’t underestimate that Johnny Roberts if the pirates turn up!
Congratulations on being admitted to the Good Bastards Hall of Fame.
| Paul Teen, Master Mariner | Jane Teen and Paddy |

