Coming to you from beautiful Port Macquarie on the mid North coast of NSW

Thought for the day: "When I say 'everybody says so' I mean I say so."

 

WHO

?

Yes, just WHO is the
Funniest Bastard
in
New Zealand
???

Well, we intend to find out on Good Bastards Weekend at The Good bastards West Coast Gold Rush Festival. Being held at The Good Bastards Village in the function centre at QE 11 Stadium, Travis Rd Christchurch. It’s a extravaganza of fun and entertainment of an unprecedented nature over the three days.

All you have to do is either nominate a funny bastard or have one of your mates nominate you, pay the nomination fee on the day $10.00 (Goes to the Good Bastards Help a Mate Trust) then turn up on any of the three days and strut your stuff with your best gag.

Its about your best Joke, and we all have one of those. If you don’t want to tell it get some other bastard to do it for you.

Nominate the funny bastard from your work, your club, or amongst your mates.

Nominate someone or yourself now.

Yes I reckon I’ll give this bloody thing a crack. Before you nominate someone you mst have obtained their consent. or the dumb bastards out there, that means their say so, their ok, the fact that they agree. Comprendo!!!!!!!!

And the winner is ………….

Dunno yet, but they will receive a year of Good Bastards Beer

Albert's Reality
Lets examine the evil necessity of money. That medium of exchange that facilitates the equity of exchange for goods, services and labour.

Our budget works ok it just means that I go with out a lot of things Mrs Albert thinks I don’t need.

They say money can’t buy you love but it sure puts you in a far better bargaining position.

While money doesn’t go as fast as it use to, it does go faster and that of course is entirely relative.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure is handy if you don’t have a credit card. Money isn’t everything is something that is often said by those who won’t get off their fat backsides to go out and earn or make some.

Why is it that those who don’t have money are always able to blame someone else for their not having sufficient!!!!! Everyone has the same rules for acquiring it.

There is no shortage of money in the world, the banking system creates trillions of new dollars everyday. The problem with most folk isn’t that they haven’t discerned the difference between earning it and making it along with spending it and conserving it. Between spending their own and spending someone elses.

Credit is not your money, it is someone else’s. Those who have a credit mentality are always captured in the slavery of debt. Stop using and relying on other peoples money and you will break those chains forever.

Decide how much you want, then figure out how you can go out and make it as opposed to earning it. That’s what the rich people do and they seem to have heaps.


 

Steve Flynn’s Irish Archives
Three men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows.

"Will you look at that" says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax."
 

Movie Review
Must see movie: NED KELLY

The Ned Kelly story is as rich and dramatic as you could wish and it has, of course, fired up successive generations of Australians. In our own troubled times, it's as relevant as ever to who we are. On the face of it, Kelly was a cop killer and a bank robber. But he was also a hero to thousands who hated the banks and saw the police as corrupt and oppressive. Thirty years after his death, politicians were still sufficiently concerned about his popularity to ban The Story of the Kelly Gang, often claimed to be the world's first feature film. But the legend refused to die and, to this day, Australians are still acutely concerned about the abuse of power and still sympathetic to Ned Kelly …power and still sympathetic to Ned Kelly …

To learn more click here: http://sunday.ninemsn.com.au/sunday/film_reviews/article_1236.asp



 

How would you like to go on TV?

Last week we received the following email re assisting with finding a liberated couple over sixty to participated in the program detailed below.

If you think this is you, drop me an email paddy@goodbastards.com and we will put you in touch with the producer.

Hi...saw a news item about you on the 6 pm news tonight and thought you might be able to help in our quest.

I'm from a film production company in Christchurch called One Collective and we're making a 1 hour documentary for the Inside NZ strand for TV3 on 'Sexuality and the over 60s'

Were exploring the sexual attitudes and practices of the over 60's, how attitudes have changed, how age affects sexuality and to this end... I'm wondering if you'd have anyone in that age group that would be willing to talk on camera and talk openly about the subject for the documentary?

We're ideally after a couple who would be keen to talk as we've pretty much covered all other aspects of nz society....widowed, single, divorced, gay and would love a couple to talk candidly on the subject.

Ok Guys and Gals over to you ………………….


 

Good News Coverage on The Good Bastards Rugby Club

Sunday night on the 6 o’clock news TV 3 showed a good item on the Good Bastards Rugby Club airing the concerns that represented a healthy number of Golden Oldies Supporters about the costs of travelling to Air new Zealand sponsored tournaments. We have received a lot of positive feed back also the interview the next day on Radio New Zealand.

If you have a team(s) and want to travel to the Good Bastards Rugby World cup in Christchurch on the 22nd 23rd and 24th of August this year. We will help you with the fund raising. Drop me an email and lets get talking. paddy@goodbastards.com

Send this information to all your mates that play over 35 Rugby and tell them about Good Bastards Rugby. Its gonna be big, its gonna be fun and its gonna be better.

Last Year's Good Bastards World Cup

The Good Bastards Rugby Club is slowly growing and it is our intention to make it the biggest Rugby Club in the world. A virtual Rugby Club via the net. Have you joined yet? Click here.

The annual event is the Good Bastards Rugby World Cup is on in Christchurch on the 21st 22nd and 23rd of August. Register your team or if you just want to get a game email Neil Blanchfield New Zealand President Of the Good Bastards Rugby Club. neil@greatevents.co.nz 

To keep posted on progress of this event also drop Neil an email and register as wanting to be be kept up to date with what’s happening.

Eye Gouging Bastards To Host 2007 Other Rugby World Cup
And while we are Sticking it up France elsewhere in this edition. The froggys won the rights to Host the 2007 other Rugby World Cup 18 to 3 over the Poms. Is this an omen that these eye gouging bastards could sneak off with this years other Rugby World Cup.

Check out the full story from the BBC on http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugby_union/international/2928919.stm

Good Bastards Super Twelves Rugby Picking Comp.

Its going well with yours truly having snuck up to share the number two spot with Caldey who was going real well but has started faltering with a few wrong full time calls.

Denvir, holds the Top spot comfortably, lets hope he doesn’t believe he is going to get blasted out of his tree hut up there. Beefeater has snuck up to fourth and is a definite worry. Boa and Kupo from Dunedin have no faith in the Highlanders and have been reward accordingly.

Poor Old Nigel Tainui has been in freefall while Dazza74 can’t seem to get airborne.

There is still sufficient time for anyone to win, as there is a 10-point bonus for an all-correct call. Something that has eluded us all so far. www.oztips.com

 

Sticking it up Lawyers
A defence attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a theft trial- it went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.

Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.

Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.

Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station – a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.

Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.

Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.

Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

Mile stone for the site
Last Monday we past the date that represented the fact that we have been going for 18 months the day before we hit 35 000 hits on the site. That’s 15 000 in the last six months. It took us twelve months to reach 20 000. And the goal was set to get to 50 000 for the second year. Well here we are at the half way point and we are half way there with the current tally.

A big thanks for all those folk that support us. It is hoped you get a few laughs from the effort put in.

Why Blokes are Happier Than Women
What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another service station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 3. 1 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough if not two pair too many.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Not only that it eventually goes away.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes or less.
 

OH YEAH!!!

Men are like ... Laxatives ...They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm
they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can
keep you up all night long.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they
say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped

 

Lets Stick it up the French
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering along when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.

Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be........French"

Reasons Explained
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

Hooter
Hooter was talking about getting married the other day. But who would have them. Him and his mother that is.

Little Paddy
Little Paddy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister of New Zealand. The Prime Minister was so amused that she instructed her secretary to send little Paddy a $5.00 bill. The Prime Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to little Paddy.
The little Paddy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Parliament House in Wellington., and those arseholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.
 

Gidday you GBs.

007 walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gave her a long admiring look, then casually looked at his watch. The woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replied, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman said, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It tells me all about the person next to me, by using alpha waves to telepathically talk to me." he explained.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well,it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggled and replied, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
007 shook his head, tapped his watch and said "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"

Nicks Dictionary

Abra-Kebabra:
A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.

Back End of the Batmobile:
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Batmobile."

Beaver Leaver:
or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual.

Beer Coat:
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer Compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC:
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

Boiler Suit:
The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought, score with a Bobfoc last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night.

Bone of Contention:
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

Breaking the Seal:
Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

Budgie's Tongue:
or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The female erection.

BVH:
Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.

Cliterature:
1-handed reading material.

Crappuccino:
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when abroad.

Double Bass:
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

Etch-A-Sketch:
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.

Fizzy Gravy:
or Rusty Water. Diarrhoea.

Flogging On:
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.

Free the Tadpoles:
Liberate the residents of Wank Tanks.

Frigmarole:
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.

FuckShitFuckShitFuckShit:
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Going For a McShit:
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Greyhound:
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

Hand-to-Gland Combat:
A vigorous masturbation session.

Hefty Cleft:
or Horse's Collar, or Welly Top. Description of a very large vagina.

McSplurry:
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in fast food restaurants.

Millennium Domes:
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.

Monkey Bath:
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".

Mystery Bus:
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi:
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NBR:
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

Picasso Arse:
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

Sperm Wail:
or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.

Starfish Trooper:
or Arsetronaut. A homosexual.

10-Pinter:
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

2-Bagger:
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

Titanic:
A lady who goes down first time out.

Todger Dodger:
A lesbian.

Wank Seance:
During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're being watched with disgust by your dead relatives.

X-Piles:
Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
The Bishop was quicker
and thicker and slicker,
and two inches longer than you.

There was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon
she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.

There was a young plumber from Lee,
who was plumbing his girl with great glee,
she said stop your plumbing,
I think someone's coming,
said the plumber still plumbing "its me"!

A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

There was a young man from Pitlochry,
making love to his girl in the rockery,
she said look you've cum,
all over my bum,
This isn't a shag it's a mockery.

There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short 'en,
on top of all that,
a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the Auckland Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the The Wellington Zoo and saw the animals. I was Fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a cardy with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only "fasten 8."


Why my guitar is better than women... (and vica-versa)
A guitar has a volume knob
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 79 cents for a new one
You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
You can unplug a guitar
You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
You can have a guitar any colour you want and no one will care
You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

Reasons why women are better than guitars
Women are more fun when the power goes out
You can't get your guitar wet
Ever try to screw a guitar?
The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
A guitar won't play you back
A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
You can't play two guitars at once
Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
You can't marry a rich guitar.
Guitars don't taste very good.
A guitar won't give you head.


Nick
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This Week's Wacky Site
This is a very famous site, the one that ‘Blah Blah Blair,’ ‘How ard is this Howard’ and ‘George Am Bush’ play every day. It makes them feel good seeing they couldn’t catch old Bin ‘ he he he, ya can’t catch me’ laden

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Last word from Paddy

“Tony Blah Blah Blair,” Prime Minister of the poms, “John how ard is this Howard” PM of Australia and “George Am Bush” ‘would be if I could be’ president of the world, are all flat out putting their new spin on the war.

We all had the argument rammed down our throats that “We gotta go now and get the weapons of mass destruction and stuff the laws and protocol of the UN” now that they are down town Iraq and have found no real threats the shift of emphasis of the story is liberating the people of Iraq. Hey that’s great, BUT, it wasn’t WHY they acted without the consents of the rest of the world. There was a process in place that they ignored. If you and I did that in our society we would have a fine and jail sentence rammed up our arse so far it would be coming out our nostrils.

Listen guys, it was bad enough doing stuff that if any leader from a minority country had done anything similar they would be labelled War Criminals. Why not put your hands up and say, doesn’t look like these weapons that were a threat to the world are here!!!! Every few days there is a report of stuff found that turns out to be lie.

You know the ones that the weapon inspectors and all your satellite surveillance and hi tech stuff couldn’t find. And then you showed some bullshit from Hollywood to prove they had it. Thanks for thinking we are all stupid and will buy your bullshit, well this little back duck is not having a bar of it.

Over 100 Americans killed and around 50 Poms is what you tell us plus a number of journalists, yet you have no idea how many Iraqi have been killed.

WRONG. You bunch of lying bastards; you have figures of the known causalities of both armed personnel and civilians. Might not be accurate but you do know the minium numbers of the people you have killed outside the law of the United Nation and the 70% of the people polled in the world.

Unofficial sources put it at in excess of 3000-armed personnel and at least 400 civilians. If any other country did it too another they would be called barbarians and murderers. Are these cowboys anything less??

I’m sure the thousands of family and friends of those whose lives have been taken against the UN resolutions along with the majority of the world think you’re a pack of arseholes. What lies are you going to tell your grand kids???

I don’t accept a rusty old forgotten about, resolution that was intended to be squashed gives the justification these cowboys claim of it.

Maybe someone should make a dartboard with your gruesome countenances on it and sell the bastards.


 

Many Thanks Every week we receive jokes, stories, photos, cartoons and items of interest from all over the world. Many of these we receive several times, some we have already used and others for whatever reasons we don’t use. We receive far more than we can use which gives us a continuous access of what we think is good material. If you have sent in material and it wasn’t used or someone else was credited, we thank you for your contribution. All material is displayed herein in good faith on the basis that it is allowed to be used in forums such as this. If any material is used that should not have been. Please advise immediately and it will be withdrawn and an apology given. Many Thanks! Paddy Sweeney

 

Things you should check out on the site
Before you bugger off home...

The Good Bastards world Cup; Find out about our Rugby Club

The Good Bastards Hall of Fame:  Check out some real Great Good Bastards

Good Bastards Hall of Fame Nominations:  Nominate who you think should be

The Good Bastards Archives: Heaps of past news and great gags

The Good Bastards Gold Nugget: Write a Good bastard Story and win the Nugget

Good Bastards Stories:  Read stories written by other Good Bastards

The Good Bastards Competitions:  You could win stuff, give it a go.

Good Bastards, the book: Read the first chapter

 

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