Coming to you from mission control on the Gold Coast.

Thought for the day: "The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."

Good Bastards Day
- 2002 -
15 Days To Go

This year Good Bastards Day is being celebrated in two locations!

Rachel Teen is the host of the Hokitika event and will no doubt be assisted or hindered by her dad Paul Teen. We have a big day planned and all will have a lot of fun.

Program West Coast South Island

From 8 am Tee off for the Good Bastards Golf Classic.
Contact Alan Hurley on 03 755

It is a nine hole Ambrose pairs. That means you have a partner and who ever hits the ball the furthest is where your team hits off. Its $20.00 registration plus Green fees of about five bucks. The twenty bucks goes into a pool and is split between the first three pairs.

1st 50%
2nd 30%
3rd 20%

You do not get the winnings in cash. You choose a horse to back in the Melbourne Cup and then come along to Good Bastards Day at the Southland Hotel to Collect.

It is a Green Jacket Event. The Only Major Tournament with a Green Jacket that has not been won by Tiger Woods.
 

12 ish we head for Ross to see Birchys World Record Attempt at jumping ten cars

A coupla beers at the empire hotel to ease the parch

Then
It’s Back to The Southland Hotel
Revell Street Hokitika
At about 2/2 30pm for The Greatest Good Bastards Day Ever

Meanwhile...
Up at the Avoca Pub at Upokongaro ten k’s up The Wanganui River On the same day.

Photo of the Avoca pub

Hosts Warren and Sally Lucinsky

Listen To Classic River Hits FM on 89.6 for More Info

Classic River Hits FM on 89.6


This is going to be a great day. Here is the schedule

1.30 The Waimaire Paddle Steamer leaves Wanganui for a leisurely chug up the river and hour later. It is going to be covered with a live broadcast on the good vessel by River City Classic Hits.

2.30 You arrive at the Mighty Good Bastards Avoca Hotel

Complimentary drink and a few bits of fodder and then into the Good Bastards Routine.

There will be:

• Plenty of Good Bastards Beer
• Prizes Galore
• The Good Bastards Song Contest
• The Good Bastards Hand Grenades
• The Good Bastard Yarn Telling Contest
• The Good Bastards Gargling Contest
• The Good Bastards Awards
• Sweeps on the Melbourne Cup and more

Catch the Paddle Steamer right to the front door!

 

The Other Face Of Bloody Leo

An Oldie But A Goodie From Good Bastard Peter Campion
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of his standard response of reassuring her that wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
 "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
He shrugged and said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"
He lived, and with extensive therapy, he may even walk again.

Heres How to Get A Good Bastards Polo Shirt
Absolutely Free
TWENTY FIVE UP FOR GRABS

You won’t get any better than this. Heres how it goes: We have our beer in a number of bars, bottle shops, restaurants and clubs around New Zealand.
Naturally we need more, If your local where you drink or where you occupy a nose bag from time to time doesn’t have the good tipple on sale and you can talk them in stocking it over the next four weeks we will supply you with a Good Bastards Polo Shirt retail value $32.50.
This offer is only for the next four weeks. It ends on the 4th of November 2002. It doesn’t apply to outlets we have already supplied.
It starts today the 7th of October. It doesn't apply to outlets we've already supplied.
If you are an outlet or work in one that we don’t supply, it’s a shirt for jam. There are hundreds of outlets that don’t stock it and are relatively easy to get it into to, so getting a shirt.
Here is the process.
• Convince your outlet to stock the beer.
• The minimum order is 20 six packs although bigger is better.
• Once they have agreed contact me on paddy@goodbastards.com
• Advise the outlets name.
• The name of the person to contact.
• Best time to contact them.
• What transpired in your discussions?
This offer applies to New Zealand only. The beer is not available in any other country yet, even though we have many enquires for supply.

It may be best not to mention you are going to get the Polo Shirt otherwise they will want to claim it. Once we have the information we will contact them direct.

"Everything is relative, except Rap Music."

~Albert

Good Bastard Bill Savage has been doing a bit of research on our behalf
A radio station in the Australia recently ran a phone-in competition to find the most embarrassing moments in listener’s lives. The following are the final four place getters:

4th place
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!".

The silence was deafening, after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter."

3rd place
"It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, "surprise".

My entire family, ... aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again."

2nd place
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for the entire store to hear. "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13. TAMPAX SUPER SIZE."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks". In a very business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system: DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER?"

AND THE WINNER IS!
This one happened at a major Australian University in October last year. In a biology lecture, a professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female freshman, raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?"

"That's correct.” responded the professor, going on to add some statistical data.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books, and without a word walked out of the class, and never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question; "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!"
 

The Irish Salesman
A little old Irish lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young Mick wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because the power was cut off this morning!!!!!!
 

HUGE response to
GOOD BASTARDS
BIRTHDAY WEEKEND
 

Our announcement that we are taking over Queens Birthday weekend received quite a bit of media attention. Several papers In Australia and New Zealand ran the story and I even had a call from a radio station in Canberra and had a chat to them about it.

And that is only the beginning.

As we get Good Bastards Day out of the way we will start the planning process on how we are going to bring it all about.

We will be having a Good Bastards Comedy and Beer festival on that weekend and be looking for the “Funniest Bastard In New Zealand”

We will be running heats around the country, so if you think you can be a funny bastard for five minutes, and would like to try your luck, then email me; paddy@goodbastards.com

There will a fabulous Prize for the Winner.

Watch This Space!
 

Bad Bitch Wendy Gorrie

WOMEN’S BEST EMAIL OF THE YEAR
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, pay the bills and balance the check book, He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 p.m. he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.” The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Voted Women’s Favourite Email of the Year
 

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

MOODS OF A MAN

Horny


The Worried Wife

"Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!"
Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised: You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
 

Congratulations
Good Bastards Mickey and Wendy Miers had an 8lb son called Joshua Luke. Congratulations to you both.

 

Pommy Sent This One In
Young tom a thick country yokel. Never had many girls in fact none, anyway he cracks on to this bird and on the first date they are riding down the country lanes on his 125cc motorbike when she leans over and says hey tom why don’t we go on top of yon haystack and lie down just fer a minute. Ahrr! alright he say's, when on top she says, Tom I'm hot do you mind if I take my blouse off. No gal feel free tain't noffin but me and the birds looking. Ten minutes and tom hasn't made a move so she say's Tom I'm still hot would you be upset if I took of my skirt. Na gal feel free tis only me an the birds looking. Ten more minutes still Tom hasn't made a move. So she says hey tom I'm still hot you mind if I took of my bra & pants. Na gal feel free I shan't say noffin. Still no response so she say's Tom I'm cold now why don't you lie on top of me and keep me warm. Ahhr alright gal so tom climbs on top of her. Anyway to cut a long story short that night in the pub Tom's telling this story to all the locals. He say's you know what lads reckon if I'd a played me cards right I could av had her!
 

Ancient Japanese Proverb

What I sent down as a filler on the 16th of October


Hi Paddy,
I enjoyed your sample! Very inspiring!
If you can make use of these- they're yours!
Cheers,
Les Kemsley.
......................
"Each week of the month of each year
I meet with the mates I hold dear.
We talk lots of bull,
And get our guts full
Of Larrikins Good Bastard's Beer!"
......................
"What's better than going to jail,
Or opening some bugger's mail?
It's a guzzle or two
from a stubby or two
Of Larrikins Good Bastard's ale!"
 

Car For Sale
Lighthouse car
 

Good Bastards Viagra Eye Drops

For when you want to take a good hard look at yourself.

 

Who Won The Good Bastards Beer ??
The Beer Survey Competition
 

We received a great response to our competition to find out the reasons why folk like Good Bastards Beer. Here is the order in which the top twelve reasons for drinking Good Bastards out of twenty.

1. They like the taste
2. It is a great way to tell a mate he/she is a Good Bastard
3. It doesn’t make you crook
4. What better beer for a wake after you have seen off a Good Bastard
5. Watching footy on the Tele
6. THE best beer to quench your thirst
7. It is a great gift for a Good Bastard
8. It is great for the Barbie
9. Great for the tradesmen who do a good job around the house for you
10. At the party
11. With a big juicy steak
12. After work, the great relaxer

The respondents were 22.5% Women and across the board we received a number of great ideas as to what other reasons folk drink Good Bastards beer.

The winner for this month is: Donna Ingham from Hamilton

Donna will receive 8 six packs of Good Bastards Beer Delivered to her door by Shop Naked. I think they actually wear clothes when they deliver the goods.
 

Now Is It Your Turn To Win Eight Six Packs Of Good Bastards Beer?
Here are the 20 most popular reasons why folk buy Good Bastards Beer.

Step one: Read them through

1. They like the taste
2. It doesn’t make you crook
3. It is a great way to tell a mate he/she is a Good Bastard
4. It is great to have at a party
5. It is a great gift for a Good Bastard
6. It is great for the barbie
7. It is great at Weddings
8. It is a ideal for a twenty first party
9. It is perfect for a stag party
10. What better beer for a wake after you have seen off a Good Bastard
11. Great for the tradesmen that do a good job around the house for you
12. What better gift at Christmas for your Clients and Customers
13. Out fishing, no better companion
14. After the game, the reviver
15. THE best beer to quench your thirst
16. At the party
17. After work, the great relaxer
18. Watching footy on the Tele
19. With the mates out on the boat
20. With a big juicy steak

Step Two: Pick the three that you think are the most important to you. (you will enter them later)

Step Three: Add one more that you think is a great way or reason to
enjoy a Good Bastard

Step Four: Fill in the fields below and click submit
 

Win Eight Six Packs Of Good Bastards
Delivered to Your Door By Shop Naked

There are Three Packs to be won
21st OCTOBER
18th NOVEMBER
23rd DECEMBER

If you’re local doesn’t carry Good Bastards or you are Isolated then have your Good Bastards delivered anywhere in New Zealand with Shop Naked.

Good Bastards Hall of Fame



Warren Lucinsky And Sally Allen
From the Avoca Hotel in Upokongaro,
Wanganui New Zealand
 

For those of us that don't have a map or haven't been there its 10 ks up the Wanganui River in the North Island New Zealand. It’s the home of the first Good Bastards Day outside of the West Coast.

Warren and Sally have been Hosts at the Avoca for about 4 months now.

Before that Sally was a hairdresser and Warren travelled New Zealand selling amusement games, jukeboxes and pool tables to the hospitality industry. So they’ve both got the "gift of the gab"!

They have a keen interest in just about anything that is fun, including being real good bastards, every day. They both enjoy taking the odd punt on the horses, entertaining till the drink has run out (or the guests have passed out) looking after and refurbishing their new pub.

They have been keen supporters of Good Bastards Beer since it kicked off and are keen to be part of the early history of what will be a long and eventful trail to bringing a new dimension into the drinking habits of all Good Bastards.

Welcome to The Hall Of Fame, I toast your good health now and I will do it again soon in the bar of the Good Bastards Avoca Hotel.
 

As a parent, I think you could take some comfort in this:
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students, here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve and the first thing he said was "DON'T".
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden fruit!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why he hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said,
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
"DID NOT!!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY:
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1.You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2.Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3.Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young
4.Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5.The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6.We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
SO THE ADVICE FROM ALL THIS:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.
AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" and "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
 

Nude Way Of Selling Sports Clothing
German photos (OCT 15th)
 

Why George W Wants To Go To War With IRAQ
Iraq (OCT 9th)

 

Steve Flynn’s Irish Archives
Helpful Hint #1
If someone is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

Helpful Hint #2
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Helpful Hint #3
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Helpful Hint #4
Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

Helpful Hint #5
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes a wonderful inexpensive vibrator.

Helpful Hint #6
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

Helpful Hint #7
High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Helpful Hint #8
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep


Little Paddy
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.
She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Paul?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Timmy?"
"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe; "I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Paddy leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."

Worlds Best Joke
Somewhere out there in Cyberspace they ran this competition on the net and people had to vote for which was the funniest joke in the world on the Internet. Here is the winning entry.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, and then a gunshot is heard.
The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"

 

Colleen and John Tacon
A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.

His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:

"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."

Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the black man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet!

"Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home.

Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.

"No," the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message... As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell, '

THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!
THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!'

 

Hi Paddy and fellow Good Bastards (not that you aren't a Good Bastard Paddy)...

Something for the ladies...
Men are like...Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like...Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like...Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like...Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like...High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like...Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like...Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

The shapely woman was in the gynaecological stirrups, and her doctor was in the middle of his examination when he suddenly stopped and said brusquely, "Look, Madam, I'm a happily married man ... so would you please stop squeezing my hand?"

What did one homosexual's sperm say to the other?

"How the hell are we supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"

Something for the blokes...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.

During an international gynaecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.

"Only last week" the Frenchman said "a woman came to see me with a clitoris like a melon!"

"Don't be absurd" the Brit exclaimed. "It couldn't have been that big -- she wouldn't have been able to walk if it were."

"Aah, you English, always thinking about size" replied the Frenchman. "I was talking about the flavour!"

Up yors!!

Nick


 

Last word from Paddy
Pwwtttt, been a big week. Finalising the New Joke Books Content, sorting out everything for the Good Bastards Day, a few good things happening in the world of Stain Busters. All in all it has kept me on my feet.

I can’t tell you there is a bit of whitebait around as it is a secret. I can tell you that you should be at the Good Bastards Day at either of the two locations. You’ll be taking about it for the next twelve months and be back for more.



This weeks wacky site is...
Dancing Granny Link (OCT16th)
 

Things you should check out on the site

Before you bugger off home...

The Good Bastards world Cup; Find out about our Rugby Club

The Good Bastards Hall of Fame:  Check out some real Great Good Bastards

Good Bastards Hall of Fame Nominations:  Nominate who you think should be

The Good Bastards Archives: Heaps of past news and great gags

The Good Bastards Gold Nugget: Write a Good bastard Story and win the Nugget

Good Bastards Stories:  Read stories written by other Good Bastards

The Good Bastards Competitions:  You could win stuff, give it a go.

Good Bastards, the book: Read the first chapter

 

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